not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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(via alltheoryandnoaction)



meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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(via harryashe)


  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via hellthroughfire)


meowthpatrol:

please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.

(via leahmurphys)


BRUH
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy, via heyfunniest)



verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

(via oblivion-is-calling)


You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
- S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders  (via sorakeem)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via beautifulbut-cold)